Sunday, May 24, 2015

Joint Statement Released by Global Powers

In a joint statements, the six major national powers have confirmed what we have long since known: that aliens have landed on Earth. All 6 nations are claiming that they are working together to see to the needs of humanity during this trying time. However, all nations are claiming that the aliens are here peacefully, which we have proven several times to be entirely false. No nations have retracted said position nor have any powers taken a definitive military or defensive line.

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